Things Is Weird

Someone once wrote that we are all Universal Beings living an Earth Experience. I kinda like that. There is mad life everywhere in the Universe. To the best of my knowledge, this Galaxy, the Milky Way (who called it that?) is 99.7% populated. Well, it would be. It is a well-to-do Galaxy, and is home to some supremely advanced beings, but generally it is a chilled out place. There are a lot of Fish beings. They look at our oceans and cry tears of pain. ‘What’s the point’ they think, ‘let us take them home’ they are herding and they are eating each other! This is not normal for fish. Fish really like Gorgonzola, the cheese. Fish don’t like Leopards much, as Leopards declared war on a cod-type fish colony for no reason other than they were bored and fancied an easy snack. But they did not count on the cod people’s stern allies, and soon there was a full scale war between Felines, mostly Leopards ( Leopards are the most prevalent type of feline in this galaxy) and Fish descendants. Inevitably it ended in a draw, with concessions on either side. Hilariously it ended with a leopard being slapped hard across the chops with a large earth type fish, then the cat put the fish in its mouth and guided it to safety, placing it in a river.

My acquaintances in Tau Ceti tell me that there are 76,512,561,012,000 Galaxies in the Universe. Rounded up that is Seventy Seven Trillion. Thanks for telling us! It does seem like a lot. Taurans are great, I have spent a lot of time in Tauran Space. Taurans are intelligent, kind, warm, witty, soulful, peaceful and empathic. Go Tau!

Oh…right now, somewhere in the Universe, not far away, there is a being celebrating its millionth birthday. One million years old. That’s got to be a very special party. See ya! R

Author: Roger Francis AKA Android

Musician, Artist, Writer. Telepath. Psychic. Schizophrenic. Auteur. Cat Lover. Cheap, Seedy Quality. Undiagnosed For The Truest State. Happy. Free. Poor. Weird. Eccentric. Single. R. That’s R Hippy, in a PICU

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