I am going back to University. I shall be studying Nicki Minaj’s Ass. Man…I got a massive poster of her ‘cos I love her stuff, it’s an A0 of Minaj all spread out on an expensive rug, in front of a roaring fire. It’s on my fireplace for effect. Her Ass has become quite the talking point. I stare at it…it can’t be real…it is real…it can’t be real. It is real. My life story. No, she isn’t completely naked, she is wearing a thong, a white thong that really disappears into Nicki’s Ass. It reminds me to floss.
A workman, the boiler guy, said “she’s got a nice bum”. And she does. But while every workman appreciates it, there is a somewhat less appreciative Mum. She suggested that Nicki’s Ass was really her tits superimposed, and all they needed was nipples. But mum it’s a talking point. It’s staying.
Her eyes don’t look right, they whited her eyes so it looks fake, where her eyes in reality maybe were perhaps bright red, or a look that questions like why am I lying mostly naked on a rug…oh it’s a glamour shoot…for the fellas! Go Nicki! New Album August 10th! Rx