My Cake Tea

Peace in The Universe is Possible

Yeah I got back from my cig break, one of only two per day due to uh the rules. I want to complain sure Rog but thems the rules. It is a non smoking facility officially so I enjoyed the sensation of smoking a roller in front of a large non smoking sign. Somewhere between perverse and a telling juxtaposition enjoyed by all interested in subterfuge and or Art.

Hmmmmmmmmm it is so cruel to stop people smoking when if they get put inside. The health thing…. Sure it’s NHS but I don’t think they are healthy, it’s not even sane, a smoking ban. Sure I’ll pull out a cliche and remind you that patients in mental hospital are significantly more likely to smoke than the average. Denying humans of their hard earned habits because it’s unhealthy is wrong in fact. Stress levels here are thru the roof, but nobody can tell, you wanna know why? Ok but you owe me a beer someday. Ok? Beeeeeeeeecause we can’t register suffering, we can’t scan a brain of anyone and scientifically tell what’s wrong, what they need, even what they want, but I think … I mean brain experts, ok they might have a clue, one for the future…future….future…future….my father….what’s my wife’s name…. Back in the room, soldier!

Anyway, in general there’s no way of discerning who’s suffering what and how much. Should be a brain surgeon, maybe, a crash course like in the song Metallica covered. That was good, but not as good as their cover of The Misfits’ Green Hell where Hetfield down down down I’m goin down down down down I’m goin down yes my friend can you ascertain which Springsteen track off of Born In The USA called Goin Down. Maybe it’s about oral sex, maybe not, keep it wholesome Roger F and… anyway at the end of the song Bruce Scats and saves the track completely with a ‘yeah’ that is soooooooo cooooool u wouldn’t believe.

Reminds me of Elvis a bit. I can see him dance sometimes, in a vision or oh right an auditory or visual hallucination. Man oh boy can that motherfucker move… in an all white suit with gold lapels. I feel responsible for the visions, like yeah I mean… not really.

But it’s not just Bruce Springsteen who was born in the USA. Elvis was, same as Nixon, KRS ONE , and several trillion animals every hour, almost. How come he’s so precise? Just enjoy 🙂 1,732,000 mice are hunted every day by cats, mostly. It’s all a game. A bluff, here comes the real statistic? Nope because I didn’t sleep, I’m not getting paid and I need coffee. The 5kg box… funny… funny how much coffee you can drink if allowed to.

Yessir and that’s Roggy bit over, now it’s time for a semi humanoid Pig named Hanish with the Sport.

May your day be…excellent

Yeah, my book by me RMF the lyrical, pen name Roger Francis. Absurd really cos it’s my given name. It’ll cost you £3.99 and that’s less than a pint. You’d rather have a pint? Fair play. But at 778 pages it’s value!

I’m a binge drinker, whether I’m alcoholic? Nah, i can walk past a pub, and not steal gin. If I drink vodka I get angry and cry tears of self hate, listening to Bruce Springsteen song I Wanna Marry You. Ask me who I think of as I sob

if you want to.

This is me