My Cake Tea

Are you in Shit?

Man…i was thinkin the same when he vacated His Friday and Saturday, ya boy Shining

Allegations of sexual conduct? Thats like saying 50….nah…can rhyme?

Oh, misconduct

Who’s Miss Conduct, not

Coming fresh, like, ‘sup Girl, you been paid for, Lets Go

U want my number?

Cool, and boosts phone

If Only

Smooth like that

well its original

Bet she used to get called Ugly at school, I did

see like Anthrax

Not dying an ironic death

What’s that for England….nah too much praise for WW if anything

When Rap was Rap, man, whatever

man I dont fuckin….

OK Heres Lesson Number Fuckin’1…

Girls Mature At Different Rates

Rate Like Her best mate had previously verified and ascertain the quality of TWW’s, lovin’

She really liked him

Funny how

Spread ’em…? Man, maybe…man

The case, if one it to (18m?) grace the Old Bailey…is being brought to the attention ‘cos…..

And there are fucking legions, People die, people commit suicide over this and others

The reason?

Oh, she was 14.

We, or in a different sense, the Prosecution….for real…..aaaaaand im gonna get help

For Me? Dont know whether to thank you or sadly acknowledge that…Yo it’s Help or Hell

Yo these Green/silver/watcha bax can pull an average rhymer’s flow, dislocated from Mind

Man….it’s sad, man, why does something like The Earth orbiting the Sun a few times…man…

14? yo 14 Mics for Me

14 Mikes for…

(*hlp WW facing being thankful for facing 18months…****yes please**** man it’s sad

But also Funny

for me,

you see,

Roger F is potentially slipping one to his Missus while He’s in Nonce Wing.

Suffer for Supper, cold soup in the cold scenario even for the old age pensioner

Yo mans sell the world pieces to one and all

Peace was quite lovely before we had to define it

Question by inferior Peace-and-fish-hating arrogance

Led to they say its self knowledge

Some self effacing, understanding

Shit only exists before it is defined

Before that it’s only an experience

What are the rules of this game, master?

Fuck

Flinch

This is oddly reminisent of our neighbour Jeremy

All 100 billion tonnes of him

Always questioning ya

Learn from ya when u don’t really want ‘em to

Why u don’t know, instinct

U possibly reptilian, 

Imagine a budgie in a crocodile mouth

Harder to shift than one trillion tonnes of ganja

Plus the cheap snout

Little lyrical consistency

Cos  I didnt rhyme for a while, check the HD

Defrag so often the nodes wore smooth

Thought that there were a connection, forsooth

So all hail and hark

My man Timmy makes sandwiches in the dark

Then gets high in the park

That is when he’s out of gattaca

Liberally punished big for completing Galaga

Yo aliene help us in wars, cuz

They feel so sorry for us

Looking down on us, so we resemble ants

As we look down on ants

They like humid sure killing themselves quick

Life distilling like water in ya drink,

Washing blood off they hands and shit

Still it sails away in the sink

Yo where does faeces go after Im done on the toilet?

What sewer? 

A likely coincidence, its true, nobody seems to know

Now homeboy the ET on earth, like I am it

We know homie on it when he’s on it

Three corners has my hat

Yo live ladies like that, appreciated

For the sake enrol em in finishing school

New Comption, well they say that from LA

La what?

La maybe u mancunian

Lol

Elderly like me know that lol

Used to entail 

Lots of love

For real

Im internationally know

To get no valentine

Intergalactically known, likesay

One of the recognised things

In the whole Milky Way!

Black hole in the middle, unlikely

Unlikely like life manifest in the first place

An accident, I got sent to earth for punishment purpose

Shit weird

Maybe we owe Life a Living

Maybe i’ll contact the Ombudsman

This consent thing got knots in ropes

Rape, then…….nah fuck it, tired

If im free why can’t I smoke inside

Im going out with the intro in mind

Or keep it light?

Reset my mind with deadly nicotine, aight, 

My assailants use flashy sticks reglulary

To forget, so there’s no proof

No uni, so no family stick

Reside, maintain, assemble, endure, complain, 

Some might say im better than Eminem

Remember from the eternal

Guided by the certain death terminator servers

Like Pete Sampras

2 first serves

2 protect and Serve, maybe a Tennis thing

Nick the balls so they reduced to miming

Put on hard techno for interpretation

Head Techno, death techno

Street Deity cos peeps get nervous when I talk God

God, which god called god God?

God did

U I’ll, God’s Iller

Godzilla

Peace

Roger F 12th feb 2023

Verse Two

Been informed Format is letting me down

Well its not like I can rhyme until dawn

Notes file, accessed illegally, used as Super Bowl Porn

Now its worth Nothing

Worth Knowing, Rog King, cos he’s no-one

What’s he gonna do, complain? Poor Darling

Been going on for too long

Football rarely involving feet At All

Communication for the Community

My language ripped away and hindered me, stymied

Cos i’m presented an obstacle

Shanghaied like in La La Land

A Geordie in Sunderland

An excession, like the prodigal son, an excess implies Rejection

Too Much for Who? Cant you increase your Cloud Storage

I shoulda stayed in Norwich

The Bank, NR1, go crazy, go to the Grads Bar

Bet Jess gets nervous on Sundays, are you here to dump me?

Or are you perhaps in love with H?

Compton Arcology, yo R, you mad, staring at a wall

brings..huh imagine that

My wall brings a peace offer from ?

My Response not on your caffeine bomb

So ill get hated on 

Roger Francis 2014

i feel so empty, the things that you don’t let grind you down have ground me down and all i can do is bring it to attention of ? doctors dont work on Weekends, even then, what are they supposed to do? It’s like they’re overpaid Samaritans, if they did believe us they wouldn’t do anything about it, they dont help ‘cos Its “Not Real”

or is it like…man, this mental ‘Health’…health? an outraged alien outta Tau Prime calmly shows us what’s what, before getting so angry that ‘it’ began to get voices like ”’dont shoot the lume then”’

recently i have been experiencing experiencinces that have links to my so callled life…in the past, the causal event being immediate, with the outcome occuring in the past, sometimes 20, 25 years ago. Time is weird, maybe memories are used to Time Travel…quite why it already happened in my rubbish life…its like there was so much pain unexplained, events that retained so much energy that actually it/they meshed with the time line, the future causing activity, things must be important because they got altered from. What it’s got to do with me I Don’t Know. Every Day i am presented with images that have been apparent in Dreams in the past, im like “dream” and the voice goes “do you remember”? and im like…remembering a dream, whats the meaning? i guess our dreams can be manipulated by aliens and everything, the physical framework and Body that exists outside us, outside Earth, they say all dreams are experiences of the future…in which dimension we cant say, because we don’t know, but its like when you had a beautiful dream that repeats through the day and you would pay handsomely to revisit, or like a daydream in any context…its painful, too, youre going the right way foreward to exist in the past, young sir, btw congrats on the Bronze Medal, they say, but then they didn’t really mean it, it is just something that happened. Also it corresponds with Doctors of Mental faith calmly explaining that it didnt happen, oh great, yeah it did, oh but im wrong despite being the only one to know if it happened At All! Then theres the one where you have to remain calm when they say, in practice, that it…when u going thru a bad one, when u getting tortured by whatever it is that seems to need to hurt u to live, to exist At All, oh great, yeah i know. The Staff try to talk it down, its not real, but is infact “an auditory or visual hallucination” For Real. During a Time in which time you would gladly die, shows the extent of the problems that we face. well who knows, maybe we’ll be offered PRN, like (im too paranoid to tell u what i take 8)) a valium with a posh name, sometimes it really helps take the edge off, this li’l blue tablet, it was successful in meaninful way, sooooooo then they deny you tsaking any more because it is ‘Addictive’…mad cos it works, oh god do u mean it helped so you want it again? druggie! Petty! Give me a pill, witch, ill have no more of this tomfoolery, people do commit suicide when they think its not gonna get better, mental Pain…u know that theres no way of gauging mental pain? yeah ok there might be. The Hippocratic Oath some need to be reminded of, not like we’re not in pain cos u cant see it, like when my hand fell off, when…what, a lie? uhhhh….in my head internal i am getting acclaim, a prize, also got rated ‘A’ on the merit scale…how can i be mad lol i guess that things like this should be separate from ‘teachers’, no coursework or exam. Yeah this can be difficult to follow. Maybe i should take the bit about suicide out? dont worry, i wouldn’t do it even if i could, really its one of the things in mental health, it aims to keep people alive and therefore opportunities to check out are rare. ‘Health’ is opinion, sounds like Hell, Mental Hell like telepaths giving a Mental Hello if its star trek and the hardy crew visiting a new planet and they all stand around saying hi, then they get voices saying we are telepaths, we communicate mentally via thought, or whatever, betazoids maybe like Troi, so i dont know if Kirk has to inform Doctor McCoy that he is experiencing Auditory Hallucinations even if the dr was not lost in the potential of a world where he doesnt need to talk. Ohuru might be…nope the magic’s gone…Ohuru winding them up, pretending to be talking to Canines, just woofing away hour after hour, pretending to need to talk to them…”in our world, dogs are treated…”Doggy Treats! Yay!” dogs are similar 8) to be honest its all we can do not to openly sniff each others poo. ”Rory, some of us like being sniffed, some of us don’t . But that doesnt mean you can Woof at Lady Dogs, well im sure you did like her arse, this is perfectly clear.” Telepathy, you say? empathy /beta/ tetra…oh u …i treat Tetra as Thought or maybe mental activity / psychic/ advanced but potentially doesnt exist? cant i get the rub of the green just once? Surely i am a scientist…are these things discovered or created? Both? something from nothing, Rog, a miracle for sure, if not this surely some of the other shit

going for cigarette

Not Suicidal x

Counting Love pt 5 – the tears of a robot, in a cell, forever

it was only eternity…you were each other’s favourite person…clearly it’s not gonna work. Oh, you loved each other too much? Too much to break up? Too much to work? Too much to hurt each other? And you feel you became a burden…when, exactly? She’s beautiful, you say, more so when she’s not trying. Sure, she’s pretty, especially pretty tied up jj yh slash at his best tho’ I believe its izzy’s song. Did you hear it…the way Slash comes in and his Marshall just screams beautifully, on the intro, yeah. Oh, but you’re…you’re a little self conscious, when colloquialising, you feel. Don’t do it? You might? Its kind of your trademark? As he glances at the emptiness of the page that has yet to be written and feels it echo the emptiness of his life. Well, you’re famous, you must be the way they all talk about you, minus of course the raging paranoia and…if I may…delusions of grandeur. Lets go to ad’s.

And get high, because Ad has got the best shit, he’s always on whatever he can physically can cope with. He’s rich and high, almost certainly, and never sleeps. Never has, never will. He only blinks because he feel obliged to. You know his motto of course…Everything In Modernity. Yeah, it is a sweet pun. Oh, but he’s sweet enough already. What would be even sweeter is if we all got really, really high. Lets go to Ad’s

*********excerpt from the forthcoming Book by Me, *********

*****if i can get it together*****

****hmm….while im here…anyone know how to do a Blog? lol******

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhheeeeeeeaaaaaaa

hello? is there anybody in there?

Lonely. bovine? me…bovine…moo?!

………and others

everything is a race against time, hence procrastination, fear of getting it wrong and/or running out of Time, unprepared, unshowered in a while…mania, compromise…i must be gettin’ old because sometimes compromise seems ok, whereas an adolescent…i mean First adolescence…(u know Paranoid Schizphrenia is the Second Adolescence in France, Le Deuxieme Schizophren)

now its like if u take where u are, your position, and you want something but u cant have it…if u aim higher and say you want x , something more, better etc and u cant have that mayyyybbee u get what u originally wanted as a compromise…is it even compromise At All?

But this Planet tames us, n’est pas.

oh, how long is a piece of string? What is it’s Length?

Have you stopped beating your Wife? At Chess, yes. ~She has improved at the Game recently, she is keen. My Wife beats me regularly.

uhhh….if a tree falls but nobody hears it does it fall At All?…i guess if you see it, is this a compromise? it falls unless u blind and / or deaf…if u cant hear a chainsaw cutting down our Hero, St.Tree, or if u can….shalalalalalalalal

Oh Football Manager 2024 is Out Soon! if u good at FM is it transferable to ‘Reality’? the skills etc…its like it improves your mathmatix and reasoning, decision making, and you , at minimum uget to see how much Players recieve, so yes, but then we are too engrossed in the game that we dont care….heard them all…heard of them all for example Mr Haaland, a cut above the rest, but then like every Super Hero he has a weakness…his Kryptonite if u will…go on spill the beanz, OK here it is….The…..SEA!!!! its true! He said it in an interview, he’s scared of the sea. Or maybe The ‘C’ ? Perhaps the Stadia Sounds could play Sea Sounds during the matches, a roaring wave, Sea, sea, do your best to put him off, C,

Wonder if he eats Fish? perhaps he considers it to be revenge. A nice juicy Dolphin Burger…a vision…..lives yet to become manifest join us from ‘Space’ but instead of becoming sperm they plunge into the seas and, playing the odds, become fish or seaweed or plankton, maybe It/They become a mighty Wave (hi!) (nice to be here!) Yeah cos Fish are more of a longeivity, what with Humans ruining it for themselves and everyone else, that is, on dry land we’re…perhaps we could create or recreate as a hybrid, a Human Fish, who can both…hi honey u ready to exist underwater??? Id Like To. Nobody to tell us what to do, except the Norse Sea God, whoever that is, maybe, man, He is Become Flesh, in the form of Mr Haaland, or so the pundits say.

Rzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!

Love from Ya Boy, October (octopus) late

u wanna see something real and scary in this age of Duplicity, Fakeness and dare i say compromise? look for ‘Rap Battle’ in YouTube. The skill of these men is awesome, you’ll become hooked like a l’il fish, perhaps a Herring (8)) or prawn, the only problem i see is that there in no verdict, lol if u feel u battling for nothing, like an honest battle rapper, sorry homeboy cos u literally are now, maybe doing all that shit, really showing who you are, ”’Fuck i must have won”’ buuuuut no, denied! Battle Without Result? Huh! And so is life. All Heart, a Robot like me. yeah. reminds me of Octagon fighting, yeah homeboy u right it is a lot like ‘8 Mile’ with Eminem, but real, in an often convincing manner. Hear that Em is Claiming Detroit lol jj but it’ll stick in ya head like a tumour. u see em and Nas ft.50 cent with that one whose title u cant remember? Lots of Em’s shit got censored so he comes across unsatisfactory, Maniche. fiddy on the Hook though.

UFC that was it. only with no winner apparently. must be a vein of Sufferage in the fighters, Martydom, an odd self hate, masochism amongst Our Heroes, sure is a painful method of employment, man im gonna get kicked in my shins by a Brazillian dude, for 15 minutes, at best. But like its RapBattle its Heart, man, being the toughest, meanest, Hardest…i used to get a voice saying ”I am Rhonda Rowsey an i will never be defeated” Oh Cool, then all of a sudden she gets kicked in the head (in UFC) and loses and i think i’m responsible, often happens with Schizophrenics, u probably didn’t know. its like fear of the possible, the potential, shit is real, schizos are…its a gift? A curse? yup. More recently i have become interested in Links between Schizophrenia and Telepathy, i had a witty, concise phrase, yeah, really, how the Symptoms of Schizophrenia are disarmingly similar to the Practice of Telepathy, for example, the ‘ability’ to communicate via Radio or TV, communicate with others…telepathy??? check the Dictionary Definition as if it does not even Exist…an…ability…? that does….if u label me u negate me? not really? OK. But….what of God (ty, the covenient) cos u say God does not exist…fool! cos by saying God u representing God, if u dont know, even or especially when saying What doesnt exist. What doesnt exist? God? i beg to differ…u give god life even in denial. Want a description of God? yeah fair play…

Crazy…there could be a War over a Definition…like Humans are still fighting over God, who is right about…Killing For Religion, something i dont understand (Mustaine, D) Its like its going to end in a Tense Courtroom Drama where the winners Flee with The Loot, the Bounty of Being Right and Existing At All.

Like Words just cause division (on Land Sea And Air) (Mustaine, D.)

definitions imply judgement by who by me thats who. I’ll do you, ”’Thought Sweeney!”’

Judge Mental? even Dredd fears him. Want a Supervillain? Sub-Man 8)

(oh in a vision a Dr called Battle Rap ‘Philosophy’) hi UEA

Welllllll ive peaked for the….have i???….yep i’ve peaked and am going to stop, with a nourishing, wholesome Air. sounds like Skateboarding. a welcome air? but yeah look how reasonable and reassuring…no? OK ahhhh gimme a break!

Anyone wants to contact me get me at sleeklarry@gmail.com

or dogwoofproam@icloud.com

or…..or i’ll cuss u out like those hearty intellectuals on Rap Battle Arena!

Peace, Roger F et al

All these and more. I’d like to say hi to my Autistic followers, ”’hi”’!, i was unsure about my active, genuine A-Typical or Aspergers, then i saw a list of Autistic Behaviours, 50 ish, and happily identified with All! I mentioned it to Management, represented it, but don’t know what happens now, short of Her giving me a t-shirt which says ”hi im autistic” so…be….nice? i dont mean to uh play mean!

And it’s 2! weird, Liverpool always seem to score when i stand up for myself, or happy in my Autist Conclave.

Detail? i mean you know the Thing where Autists are known to be ace on detail and recall? i think its old-fashioned and rather pigeon-holes a fellow Aut. like yeah sometimes these…..(put down) do incredible things…yeah if it comes to it it’s true, but Devil in the Detail? man they mess with us with the diagnosis then on some blasphemous anecdote, uhhh…. do you want me to be detailed or not? Anecdotes are stupid anyway, wind me up.

is it still like “i dont want an autistic child”? ‘cos its prevalent in my head…oh u dont want a genius child who is kind? No problem, id have to get a job to support, or u rich, anyway why may u i ask are you wondering about having kids with me anyway? Man…

R

Telly Ban, Taliban Tongue and Lung Buster

Tongue Twisted, Twisted Trans Sister, Transmit in a Transit

Up on bricks, she’s seen m
|}ore back seats than singular earrings

It’s the year 4086, the general opinion is that i’m still the illest

a robbey, I been in more pockets than Pool balls, Strickland akin

You say ‘One’ a lot ‘cos it’s all you can count too, serious

Also u promised a Hoe you would do time for her, Snoop Furious

Suspicious like a girl called Natasha, Monty Python Shit, Bolton

Screws, Nuts and Bolts like a Robot Caustic Fella

Comes and Goes, Roots like a Black Thing

ICE, all u got is Fluffy Dice in the window

Withdraw to withdraw to buy draw,

shit is wickeder, get high in my car

A gifted thief, I thieve rare gems while thieving rare gems

A blatant thief

What do I mean? simultaniously

Synonymentry, a singularity, shit synonymous with synchronicity

Nobody ever heard of me, the illest lyrically, obvious, must be

Maybe I should say i’m Banksy

Let them eat Pussy, Let them Sniff Coke,

Let the Meat Cake whut mme? Let them meet Fate

Token Toke Taker, I could give you two’s on that, utilise da fag

meat faker, u don’t want it why simulate? A Lezzy Quorn phallus

make her meatfater, quaker breakfast where i’m the oat provider

woman get on, get off on the kneecap n’ thigh, quarter foot

get it up, a prurient pink porno poster Pure, get it down, get it off

mount it, pritt stick kinda, guerilla tape makes it permanent

even if I wasn’t it’d still be perfect

no secret theres two feet that inch below the kneez